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Yes. That's what I said. Argle.

Okay. So, I realize there's probably some of you who might be worried about me. I haven't really felt myself in a while, and haven't really been 'out and about' in a lot of the places I used to frequent. Please, please don't hate me forever for that, okay? Things are just kinda tough for me right now, and I'm trying to work through some stuff and get myself back on the ball and into the swing of RPing and whatnot.

That said, I have quite a lot of free time on my hands, despite how busy I often make myself out to be. My son is away for the summer. I'd LOVE to talk to any and all of you. If you wanna talk, send me a message here, mmkay? I miss you guys.

And, lastly, as the title suggests, I need money. So, I've decided to whore myse- Er. Whore my 'services' out. I've got at least somewhat of a diverse skillset, so hopefully, I can do something for you, and in the process, make a little money for myself.

For a deposit of $2, and 15 cents per word, I will type up whatever presentation/report/story/item you want typed up. I will NOT do anyone's homework for them. This is the typing *ONLY*, not the research or the printing. You provide me with an SD card, or other storage device to place your typed project. (Or mail me the project and I'll email it back to you.)

For a deposit of $8 and then a negotiable fee (depending on how many hours of work I have to put into it, and how much materials cost) I will sew or bead for you, on commission, a 'ragdoll/primitive' plushie or a full set (Earrings, necklace, bracelet) of *hand made* jewelry. You provide the general idea of what you want, and I create it. If you're not happy with the item(s), either I keep the deposit and try again or you get a full refund.

For $6 each, I will sew you a hammock for your pet rat, ferret, hamster, or other small creature. You chose the color.

For $10 each, I can sew you a shirt for your dog or cat. You just provide measurements and chose the color.

For $20, I will write you a short story (1000-1500 words). YOU chose the characters, the names, the theme and I provide artistic license. If you're not satisfied the first time, I will try again, until you are satisfied with the finished work. And, to top it all off... I'm thinking about just setting aside ONE DAY a week, to devote entirely to keeping up with all my online projects. Between this place, Yuwie, IMVU, Myspace, Furaffinity, and the like, ten other places I frequent, I'm just going to have to start MAKING time, one day or two a week. *sigh* Seriously. Do you guys think I'm horrible?

Posted by Elwing at 22:41 on June 21st, 2009 at 10:41PM

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